WAKE UP AMERICA!!!
never throw me anything unless you’re ok with it dropping
boy: um… hey :)
me: not interested
me: *glances at his bulge and realizes he got a 13 incher*
me: i’m sorry about that my fish passed away this morning anyways you were saying?
not the life for me
how old is spongebob supposed to be??? he works and lives by himself yet acts like a kid? is he 16? 33? 60? definitely one of life’s biggest mysteries