royalbloood:

WAKE UP AMERICA!!!

royalbloood:

WAKE UP AMERICA!!!

just-laff:

never throw me anything unless you’re ok with it dropping

Girl: never stop fucking me
Me: I will have to sooner or later

yoncevevo:

boy: um… hey :)

me: not interested

me: *glances at his bulge and realizes he got a 13 incher*

me: i’m sorry about that my fish passed away this morning anyways you were saying?

burtreynoldsmustache:

not the life for me

burtreynoldsmustache:

not the life for me

fistfulloffourleafclovers:

how old is spongebob supposed to be??? he works and lives by himself yet acts like a kid? is he 16? 33? 60? definitely one of life’s biggest mysteries